What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 17:06

Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why does an older married man turn bisexual?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
What are some great short jokes?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
share office space ...
No way
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good