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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 17:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

What are some great short jokes?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

share office space ...

What made Sally Field a standout choice for "Smokey and the Bandit" despite her reputation as a serious actress after "Sybil"?

No way

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Still no good